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Old 08-12-2015, 04:58 PM
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Brilliant!

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Old 08-12-2015, 08:12 PM
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And it's only going to get worse now that the youngest one is of United States legal adult age. She recently graduated bimbo cum laude from an online high school with a major in getting cosmetic surgery:

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Old 08-18-2015, 01:58 AM
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And the job offers just keep on coming!
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TMZ (who else?): Vivid Entertainment has already fired off a letter to the freshly-minted adult, offering her a $10 million deal for a video featuring her and Tyga. Vivid honcho Steve Hirsch writes, "Kim's sex tape helped launch her career and would be nothing but positive for you."

BangYouLater sent its own written overture, offering $1.8 million up front, saying, "This event will make you even more famous than either Kim K or Paris Hilton...Your scene must be at least 22 minutes in length."

Digital Playground is making a different pitch, claiming it produces the biggest porn movies in the biz..."Now that you are of legal age, we would like to offer you the opportunity to be Digital Playground's Brand Ambassador!...We know you'll be great at this and with your banging body to match, maybe you'll be interested in becoming an adult star yourself..."
And to think that the rest of us are knocking ourselves out getting an education and learning a marketable skill while the Kar-duh-sians are doing for soft-core porn what Elvis did for rock and roll!
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Remember how we used to talk about busting out? We'd break their hearts together...forever...



You and me and our old friends / hoping it would never end / holding on to never say goodbye...

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