If You're Happy And You Know It Clap Your Hands

To continue the discussions here earlier, here's a little song...
(I think it's funny, and I wanted to share this. Please, DON'T take this so seriously, take it for what it's worth - a bit of laugh)

If we cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets hurt your Mama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are Saudi
And the bank takes back your Audi
And the TV shows are bawdy,
Bomb Iraq.

If the corporate scandals growin', bomb Iraq.
And your ties to them are showin', bomb Iraq.
If the smoking gun ain't smokin'
We don't care, and we're not jokin'
That Saddam will soon be croakin',
Bomb Iraq.

Even if we have no allies, bomb Iraq.
From the sand dunes to the valleys, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections
Let's look tough for the elections
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb Iraq.

While the globe is slowly warming, bomb Iraq.
Yay! the clouds of war are storming, bomb Iraq.
If the ozone hole is growing
Some things we prefer not knowing
(Though our ignorance is showing),
Bomb Iraq.

So here's one for dear old daddy, bomb Iraq,
From his favorite little laddy, bomb Iraq.
Saying no would look like treason
It's the Hussein hunting season
Even if we have no reason,
Bomb Iraq.

- Funny!!

Mike

true

lol

1.an intresting survey was held in america..what u do after sex??

10% said they sleep
10% said they drink milk or juices
80% said they go to home...

2.in one hospital 2 patients were sitting together....1 patient came back after the blood test crying..he said to two guys that this doctor is fukin crazy..he cut my finger...all of a sudden 1 patient started to cry other 2 asked why is he crying .but he just keep crying after 10 minutes of non-stop crying ..he said i"ve come here for urin test...

3.what r the heights of laziness??
to a dopt a child

4. u must know 4 "co" if u want to have sex
-co-incidence
-confidance
-consistency &
-condom

hope u like it........

number 2 is good!

lol...that was a good one jovilaura

It makes sense in a way........

hehe ~~~~~~~the silly man ~~~his 小弟弟 was in dangerous then ,isn't it ?hehe !~~~

the dixie chicks should've done that one instead of the national anthem last sunday