Any rumors that might have circulated regarding my alleged detention in a secret holding facility run by the US are untrue, as are any you might have heard about my planning to start a revolution with the help of Jim's right wing militia(how come we never hear of left-wing militias?). Likewise, any reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.

My computer had some troubles on Sunday, and after 11 restarts we decided to reload Windows and start over. However, that killed the drivers to my graphics card, and we took the computer in after discovering we couldn't reinstall the drivers. 3 days later, they tell us our graphics card now works with only 2 monitors in the entire store...somehow it was putting out a strange signal that most monitors won't recognize. So we had a new graphics card installed and everything's fine now. Except the monitor flickers occasionally....if I disappear again without saying anything, it's my graphics card. Or the revolution has begun...

Adrian