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Old 07-24-2003, 10:33 AM
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Don't worry, it'll allbe better once children under 16 aren't allowed to kiss anymore.....

Well done again New Labour!
Now THIS is unbelievable. If this law gets approved I wanna become a cop in the UK.

"did you kiss her?"
"no sir I didnt!"
"b_ollocks, Do I need to remind you are talking to officer of law"
"did you kiss her?"
"I quess I did....."
"On the forehead, cheek, neck, hand or on the lips?"
"I only kissed her on the hand"
"B_ollocks! I can see it, I can see it"
"ah well... I kissed her twice on the cheek also"
"Okay.. maybe youīll get away with a warning and a little fine... you sure you didnīt kiss her on the lips... I think I saw you do that...?"
"well.. maybe I touched her lips with mine, but...."
"I think I saw a tongue there...."
"well....."
"Thatīs it!!.. Your coming with me young stud!"

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Old 07-24-2003, 11:23 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Davesta
Don't worry, it'll allbe better once children under 16 aren't allowed to kiss anymore.....

Well done again New Labour!
Now THIS is unbelievable. If this law gets approved I wanna become a cop in the UK.

"did you kiss her?"
"no sir I didnt!"
"b_ollocks, Do I need to remind you are talking to officer of law"
"did you kiss her?"
"I quess I did....."
"On the forehead, cheek, neck, hand or on the lips?"
"I only kissed her on the hand"
"B_ollocks! I can see it, I can see it"
"ah well... I kissed her twice on the cheek also"
"Okay.. maybe youīll get away with a warning and a little fine... you sure you didnīt kiss her on the lips... I think I saw you do that...?"
"well.. maybe I touched her lips with mine, but...."
"I think I saw a tongue there...."
"well....."
"Thatīs it!!.. Your coming with me young stud!"

M
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Old 07-24-2003, 03:05 PM
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UKJovi do u actually think these tramps r spending the money on their babies? maybe some of it but u can bet most of its buying them clothes or paying for nights out.

it's a sad state of affairs when mums n kids come into my works and the woman will spend anything from Ģ10 to over 30 on fags and booze but will tell her kids to **** off when they want a mars bar or a can of coke .

example

"eeehhh gimme a litre of your own vodka, 20 mayfair, 20 regals superkings"

me " that'll be 21:50 or whatever"

" kid: "mum can i get this "

"naw i don't hiv enuff muney"

it's a sad day when a packet of fags n some cheap drink matter more to u than ur kid.
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