some of you may remember that YONKS AGO i posted a "Goth Bohemian Rhapsody". well now here is an indian curry one. lol


All you have to do is sing this to the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody!

And.....begin.



Naan, just killed a man.......poppadom against his head...

Had lime pickle now he's dead

Naan, dinner's just begun

But now I'm gonna throw it all away

Naan, ohh,ohh...Didn't mean to make you cry

If I'm not back from the loo by this time tomorrow

Curry on, curry on......

Cause nothing really Madras.

Too late, my dinner's gone

Sends shivers down my spine.....bottom aching all the time

Goodbye onion bhaji, I've got to go

Gotta leave you all behind and use the loo

Naan, ohh, ooh...this dupiazza is so mild

I sometimes wish we'd never come here at all

*guitar solo*

I see a little chicken tikka on the side

Rogan Josh, Rogan Josh, pass the chutney made of mango

Vindaloo does nicely, very very spicy meat!

Byriani (Byriani) Byriani (Byriani)

Byriani and a Naan

(A vindaloo loo loo loo)

I've eaten Balti, Somebody help me

He's eaten Balti ,get him to the lavatory

Stand you well back

'Case the loo is quarantined

Here it comes

There it goes

Technicolor yawn

I chunder

No!

It's coming up again

(There he goes)

I chunder, It's coming back again

(up again)

Here it comes again

(No, no, no, no, no, no, NO)

On my knees, I'm on my knees

On his knees, Oh there he goes

This vindaloo

Is about to wreck my guts

Poor meee....poor meee....poor MEEEEEEEEEEE

*guitar solo*

SO you think you can chunder and then feel alright

So you try to eat curry and drink beer all night

Ohh maybe, but now you'll puke like a baby

Just had to come out

It had to come right out in here.

*guitar solo*

(slow bit)

Korma or dupiazza

Bhaji, naan or sang

Nothing makes a difference

Nothing makes a difference

To meeeeeeeee.......................

(Any way the wind blows.....shshshsh)