Inidan joke: M.P

OFFICER -------------------- WHAT IS YOUR NAME ?
>>>CANDIDATE -------------------- M P. SIR
>>>OFFICER -------------------- TELL ME PROPERLY
>>>CANDIDATE -------------------- MOHAN PAL SIR
>>>OFFICER -------------------- YOUR FATHER'S NAME ?
>>>CANDIDATE -------------------- M P. SIR
>>> OFFICER -------------------- WHAT DOSE THAT
>>>MEAN ?
>>>CANDIDATE -------------------- MANMOHAN PAL SIR
>>>OFFICER -------------------- YOUR NATIVE PLACE
>>>CANDIDATE -------------------- M P. SIR
>>>OFFICER -------------------- IS IT MADHYA PRADESH ?
>>>CANDIDATE -------------------- NO, MUNNUR PAL SIR
>>>OFFICER -------------------- WHAT IS YOUR QUALIFICATION
>>>?
>>>CANDIDATE -------------------- M P. SIR
>>>OFFICER -------------------- (ANGRILY) WHAT IS IT ?
>>>CANDIDATE -------------------- METRIC PASS
>>>OFFICER --------------------- WHY DO YOU NEED A JOB ?
>>>CANDIDATE --------------------- M P. SIR
>>>OFFICER --------------------- AND WHAT DOSE THAT MEAN ?
>>>CANDIDATE --------------------- MONEY PROBLEM SIR
>>>OFFICER --------------------- DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY
>>>CANDIDATE --------------------- M P. SIR
>>>OFFICER --------------------- EXPLAIN YOURSELF CLEARLY
>>>CANDIDATE --------------------- MAGNANIMOUS PERSONALITY
>>>SIR
>>>OFFICER --------------------- THIS DISCUSSION IS NOWHERE, YOU MAY GO NOW
>>>CANDIDATE --------------------- M P. SIR
>>>OFFICER --------------------- WHAT IS IT NOW
>>>CANDIDATE --------------------- MY PERFORMANCE....?
>>>OFFICER --------------------- M P!!!!
>>>CANDIDATE --------------------- WHAT IS THAT SIR
>>>OFFICER --------------------- MENTALLY PUNCTURED

My head hurts after reading that. None of the Indians i go to uni with talk like that and if they did i would need to start taking aspirins.


By the way the Indians will be getting roasted by the Aussies in the final of the trination series with NZ. Its all Bevan, he is the team.

hehehehe.....not a nice joke....but i like it when u wrote here