Inidan joke: M.P
OFFICER -------------------- WHAT IS YOUR NAME ?
>>>CANDIDATE -------------------- M P. SIR
>>>OFFICER -------------------- TELL ME PROPERLY
>>>CANDIDATE -------------------- MOHAN PAL SIR
>>>OFFICER -------------------- YOUR FATHER'S NAME ?
>>>CANDIDATE -------------------- M P. SIR
>>> OFFICER -------------------- WHAT DOSE THAT
>>>MEAN ?
>>>CANDIDATE -------------------- MANMOHAN PAL SIR
>>>OFFICER -------------------- YOUR NATIVE PLACE
>>>CANDIDATE -------------------- M P. SIR
>>>OFFICER -------------------- IS IT MADHYA PRADESH ?
>>>CANDIDATE -------------------- NO, MUNNUR PAL SIR
>>>OFFICER -------------------- WHAT IS YOUR QUALIFICATION
>>>?
>>>CANDIDATE -------------------- M P. SIR
>>>OFFICER -------------------- (ANGRILY) WHAT IS IT ?
>>>CANDIDATE -------------------- METRIC PASS
>>>OFFICER --------------------- WHY DO YOU NEED A JOB ?
>>>CANDIDATE --------------------- M P. SIR
>>>OFFICER --------------------- AND WHAT DOSE THAT MEAN ?
>>>CANDIDATE --------------------- MONEY PROBLEM SIR
>>>OFFICER --------------------- DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY
>>>CANDIDATE --------------------- M P. SIR
>>>OFFICER --------------------- EXPLAIN YOURSELF CLEARLY
>>>CANDIDATE --------------------- MAGNANIMOUS PERSONALITY
>>>SIR
>>>OFFICER --------------------- THIS DISCUSSION IS NOWHERE, YOU MAY GO NOW
>>>CANDIDATE --------------------- M P. SIR
>>>OFFICER --------------------- WHAT IS IT NOW
>>>CANDIDATE --------------------- MY PERFORMANCE....?
>>>OFFICER --------------------- M P!!!!
>>>CANDIDATE --------------------- WHAT IS THAT SIR
>>>OFFICER --------------------- MENTALLY PUNCTURED
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I wish I was a neutron bomb, for once I could go off
I wish I was a sacrifice but somehow still lived on
I wish I was a sentimental ornament you hung on
The Christmas tree, I wish I was the star that went on top
I wish I was the evidence, I wish I was the grounds
For 50 million hands upraised and open toward the sky
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