well, it seems I was mistaken in thinking hes Jon, but now a source has revealed to me that Derek was seen in Central park making chimp noises and making highly irrelevant, but patriotic speeches


so, vote now kids!

is he George Bush? Does he read books upside down? Does he think that nearly all of America's imports come from abroad? or did he just get stuck on his soapbox with a bee up his arse?