Is God dead?

the men of course!

look at penguins: the female lays the egg and goes off somewhere in the sea for a few months, and meanwhile the male sits on the egg and looks after the baby after its hatched until the female comes back. then they take it in turns to look after the baby.

But penguins are proper little gentlemen (and cute too!!). Somehow can't see men doing it...

Tash

No, He just fell asleep.

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

Nat

If God were a women, women would have equal pay for equal work; the societal standards of beauty would be harsher for men than women; women would never grow unwanted body hair; bras would never have been invented; high heels would never have been invented; men would give birth and get their periods; and, yes, sperm would taste like chocolate.

Now, on a more philosophical note... I believe in a God who is, by definition, immortal.

Becky

I like bras.. would be very annoying if I didn't wear one!!

Tash

To tell you the truth, I'd just be happy if I could find a back support underwire combination. I don't like the way back support takes a cup size or so off my chest when the fact that I'm well endowed is why I have to wear a back support in the first place! LOL

Becky

Good job Gods a man then eh?

i seriously doubt if men did give birth and had periods that u'd know about it since we'd rather bottle up our emotions and pain than annoy everyone by moaning about it

and by your talk of chocolate flavoured sperm can we assume that u ladies swallow?

We'd know you were in pain, look at when a guy has a cold.. the whole world comes to an end and you're dying, women just handle a cold and move on.. oh.. but I forgot.. you have the flu!

You can't assume out of that statement that we swallow and I'm not telling.. but we do "taste" it!!

Tash

hey sometimes we're allowed to be pampered if we're feeling down. makes a change for us having to listen to all ur "problems" u know.

anything serious and guys won't tell u about it, thats a big reason as to why guys have a lower life expectancy. hmmm theres a lump in my ball, uch it'll go away soon, broke my arm, fractured rib bah it'll heal itself, arm just fell off? ah well thats why we've got 2.

Dont know about this. Most blokes I know think theyve got a brain tumour when they have a headache, or whenever they get a cold its always "the flu" Most women ive spoken to whove had children say men couldnt cope with child birth!