I may very well stay in Malia for the summer because it is ****ing awesome. Please don't cry.

seriously I love this place. i went to spain for 3 days in january and couldnt wait to get hoem to glasgow. im here half a week and every day I convince myself more and more that Im here for the season. if the good people at the burnside hotel oblige ion keeping me a job, I'll be here till mid september.

some things about malia

it works out about 3 quid for treble vodkas plus whatever fishbowls or shots the bar folk want to fill you with

there's a PR for a club who is the spit of nadine from girls aloud. Ive licked her face and proposed. she's neither licked me back or accepted my proposal :'(

it's 1 euro a pint bottle of stella in a wee shop down the road. fantastic

it's like cardinal sin with regards to pulling. there is no shame, a slag like myself is in his element.

there is a 24 hour pub across the road from our apartments, im writing this email and kicking ass at ISS in said establishment at about 8 in the morning. Yes I'm a bit drunk.

I have to debate the idea that 2 billion people watched live aid today for a resot full of british punters, none of the bars had a ****ing clue what live 8 was. i spent my day in bed, i hope bob and co was a bit more exciting

thongs are slightly more comfortable than they look (on me anyways)

thats about it

ive got more people to degrade at xbox football so i shall bid you adieu.