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Originally Posted by Javier
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Originally Posted by Jim Bon Jovi
Javier that sounds like a crappy porno script and you got it all wrong.
it goes: you meet, you have sex FIRST then you send HER to get YOU something to eat ie "hey ***** go wash your hands then make me a sammich". That's how it works man. Now you need to restore the space time continuim before the world melts.
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you of all people should know that things never work out like in porno movies, and if you treat a women nicely before having sex with her she makes a much better sex partner.Plus if you treat her nicely after you have sex with her, she makes for an even better sex partner the next time around.it all goes in cycles man.
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i dunno man I've had a couple of porno-esque moments unfold and an incredibly good looking bird in my work sounds as if she has nothing but porno scene sex but anyways.
ignore the sammich quote, that's just a thing people say on another board I frequent.
And I know how to treat a woman properly. I've only been a proper cunt to one once but could you not just let me have some pre-exam morning fun without making me look bad???
05-17-2005, 01:51 AM
