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Old 03-09-2004, 06:45 PM
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Who's joining? As a demi-mod I've been forced to join owing to the fact that I don't have time to die this week.

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Old 03-09-2004, 08:54 PM
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Old 03-10-2004, 12:10 AM
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Yeah, I want to know what I'm getting into

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Old 03-10-2004, 12:35 AM
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My right wing militia has many uses.

IO have specially trained ninja's who do my evil bidding in the real world such as stalking Dawn and accidentally murdering the real wizard of Oz in a tragic case of mistaken identity.

My aim is to rule the World through force and fear but I don't think most people on here would be comfortable doing stealth operations at my whim so I'm recruiting on here to:

Help give me the influence I rightly deserve on here

Swear unquestionable loyalty to myself, the Militia and the cause

Make it a mission to have me propelled to the position of Moderator and in the longer term WEBMASTER

and probably most importantly: Assist me in the annoying, harrasing and generally making life hell for the people resident in the area which will soon be known as South Britain ie Spain, Portugal and the surrounding area.


You may have noticed this has been moved from the Fun & Games forum to the NBJ forum.

THAT IS BECAUSE THIS IS NOT A GAME

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Old 03-10-2004, 12:59 AM
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I know it's late, but i don't understand anything ! what is happening here ?
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Old 03-10-2004, 01:01 AM
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I know it's late, but i don't understand anything ! what is happening here ?
Just enlist and fight for the cause and you shall be spared when the invasion begins.
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Old 03-10-2004, 01:04 AM
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WeŽll see us in the battle then!
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Old 03-10-2004, 01:05 AM
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WeŽll see us in the battle then!
That was some nice sarcasm. I like it.
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Old 03-10-2004, 01:09 AM
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Dont try to look innocent.

No friends in the battle.


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Old 03-10-2004, 01:11 AM
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That's Sir James thank you very much.
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