Jim Bon jovi's style tips

bet u all didn't knwo that people wearing there socks over there joggies came from the gangs in compton doing it to show that they weren't carrying a gun in there socks.

if neds/townies/ plebs didn'#t actually ever do that in ur area then ur lucky and won't have a clue what i'm talking about.

is it a necessity to wear bloody cartoon socks though?! and rockport boots with it?

we never got that up here, just white socks but i heard someone mention it saying they'd seen it down in england with birds wearing tweety pie socks n stuff with it.

i honestly gotta confess that i dress up quite like a ****ing snob- and together with my "medicine-student" hairstyle i unfortunately look like one to do sthing against that i got myself a beard on the chin (a natural- didn't buy it )
i usually wear nice shirts and nice trousers- so i really look like a ****ing snob- if you're talking bout brands my favourite ones are S.Oliver and Marc O'Polo for shirts and Levis and Alberto Jeans- in the store it always looks cool but as soon as i look in the mirror preparing for uni i look like a... you know it already another thing is my red glasses- with which i look like the wheatus-singer - i hear that thrice a day

it's good that you realise you have a problem and that's why i'm here to help. just follow my tips and you may never feel bad again

and word to ya muvva

**** that just reminded me that we were listening to east 17 at the party on saturday (dont ask was a pretty ****ed up night) and soem of their stuff is ****in good.

and you are qualified to give style tips how?

I think the worst thing ive seen in hip hop fashion is that where you have to wear one leg of your trousers up and one down. whats that all about then??? Its quite funny here in bradford to see all the so solid crew
wannabes in "da fila" jackets and with all the fake bling bling going on.

looks terrible. sad bastards.

and they all "cruise" round in old bangers with shite music blasting out, with the kenwood sticker on the back window. No need whatsoever.

see people. there is a market for people needing my advice namely the gangstaaaaaz!!!!

i fail to see the point in putting thousands of pounds worth of body kit, alloys, sound systemn, lights etc... into a d reg fiesta that cost £300 y'know.