following on from something just dawned on me.

k guys so you should now know that women have feelings and appreciate men who realise this even if you're just acting.


BUT not running around like a dog in heat is the tip of the iceberg. you need to look decent as well. now unless your as ugly as sin there's alot of things dressing good can do for you so here's a little bit of my knowledge passed onto you guys.

it has served me well and i should think it'd do the same for you.


black is the new black. wear at least some black always
: note this doesnt mean marillon manson hoodies. unless your 12 or want to look 12 stay away from hoodies altogether

wear nice shoes. trainers are for jogging with not going out with

polish the shoes regularly. no point having nice shoes if u can't even work out what colour they should be

if you've got the build for it, wear tight clothes, if you haven't got the build get to the gym.

always wear levi's this should be made law. the only way u can look bad in a pair of levi's is if they're baggy and hanging down at ur arse.

wear a belt always. whats the point of having a nice tight pair of jeans if they aren't accenting your ass. and yes i do have a great ass.

you cant go wrong with french connection stuff most of the time. a nice tight black french connection t shirt makes u look more muscular.

do get a french connection t shirt with a cool fcuk something on it. don;t get one with a gay thing on it like too tired to fcuk. that just makes u look like a pleb and if you're wearing one, chances are that you are one.

cool shirts do wonders. i have a thing for shirts with city skylines and similar stuff on them. find something a bit different but cool. makes u stand out more.

if you go dancing don't wear anything that gets oosy (sp?) doesn't matter how well your dressed or how good you can dance. oose has a bad habit of making it look as if you've got a serious dandruff problem under UV light.

a t shirt and jeans are OK for swaning about the house in but unless your going for the slob look, don't do it outside.

sunglasses are ok as long as A) they aren't big massive dame edna looking things and B) they aren't rose tinted. if John Lennon couldn't pull it off, neither can you.

you can only pull off some stuff with the help of other clothes. i 've got a pair of snakeskin shoes and can pull it off with nice jeans and a shirt. i couldn't pull it off with a pair of shorts and a vest.

always wear boxer shorts. preferably black or white depending on how innocent you are . NEVER EVER EVER wear y fronts, if you don't like boxers, go commando. if you wear y fronts and actually get so far as a girl gets to see them(though it's unlikely), chances are she'll either die laughing at you or leave and never talk to you again. YOU'VE BEEN WARNED



dress good, feel good, thank me later :P