Joke As Poor As Jim's

craps go clap clap, human does it and it looks as if ur making a mouthing off gesture. told u it was bad.

Ahh, I see...

Maybe it's better when you're drunk!

Tash

definetely funnier when ur drunk.


the one i told the boys on monday was. i know its crap too but i was steaming and couldnt think of anything else


a duck walks into a bar and orders a pint.

bar man looks surprised but serves him

walks in the next day asks for a pint

barmans still surprised but serves tham

comes in again and asks for a pint n the barman says: excuse me but u can talk.

and the duck goes yeah so

the barman just kind stands and goes so wot do u do then

duck says i work across the road on the building site i'm a joiner

*** take note i forgot these last 3 lines on monday hence y they fot i was a complete tard when i finished the story***

so later on a guy comes in and the barman gets talking

turns out the guys from the circus and the barman says

we've got a talking duck that comes in here

the circus guy leaves his card and says tell him to give me a fone then

next day the duck comes in and the varman says

a guy from the circus left his card for u if u want to go n work for him.

duck says : why? does he need joiner


BOOM BOOM lol

I must be really thick today.. I don't get this one either... What has happened to my brain?????????

Tash

i heard the same one except the duck was a plumber.

me dont get it

there's a TALKING duck who happens to be a plumber


the barman says the guy from the circus wants you to work for him

the duck says why? does he need a joiner

What the hell is a joiner... wait a minute... now I get it!!

See.. wine improves my thinking!

Tash

joiners a guy that builds stuff with wood etc... n usually works on building sites or boats or something like that.

Here's the worst one I know.

A skeleton walks into a bar and asks for a beer and a mop.