the one about the 2 birds in the cemetery?
i thought that was pretty funny. was trying to tell a joke on monday afternoon to my mates i was down in blackpool with but i missed out the most important part of the joke so u get it cos i'd drank so much and when i finished they were just looking at me like what the **** was that lol

got into an argument with one of my mates sisters pals cos i'd gave them the keys to get into the B+B i got upstairs behidn them n was like wheres the keys n they sed they didnt have them n they gave them top me so i was moaning at the for about half an hour before i sat down and realised that they were in my pocket n id been too drunk to realise lol