k a wee guys ridin about on his bike n a polis dude on a horse pulls him uP.

says: did ur mum get that off santa.

wee boy goes aye how?

r pols says n did she forget to tell santa to pt lights on the front n back of it?



wee boy says aye i suppose so.

copper says ok son tell ur Mun to ask santa to do that next year or ill have to fine u 40 quid.

wee boy says. did santa bring u that horse?

copper laughs n goes aye how?

wee boys says well next time tell santa the prick goes underneath it no on top of it