TRANSLATION FOR THE NON DRUNK/NON SCOTTISH PEOPLE

a young chappie is riding down the road on his bike.

a police man stops him and says: did ur mum get that from santa sonny.

the young chappie says yes.

the police mans says did ur mum forget to tell santa to bring it with front and back lights?

the wee chappie says ye i suppose so

the nice police man says ok well next year tell ur mum to tell santa to get u a bike with front and back lights or ill have to fine u.

the wee chappie says ok. did u get ur horse from santa?

the nice police man laughs n says yea y?

the wee chappie says well next year tell santa the pricks supposed to go under the horse not on top of it.