Joke (hopefully non offensive)

OK, this looks like a job for a 'rock' joke..... Feel free to post your own after this one.... here's my favourite

A man's on a boat, of to a desert island... as he aproaches the island, he begins to hear drumming. As he arives on the island, the drumming is increadibly loud, and just keeps going on and on. The guy goes over to one of the natives and askes, "what's this drumming", the native looks a little woried, and replies, "very band when drumming stops", our man looks a tad confused, so askes "what happens when the drumming stops", the native replied again "very band when drumming stops".

So the guy walkes of, finds a place to rest his head for the night, but no rest does he find, because this bloody drumming just keeps pounding away. Next day, he again aproaches a naitive, and askes, "What happens when the drumming stops". THe navite looks positively sick, deeply disturbed, and says, just like the first, "very bad when drumming stops".
Our guy walkes away, confuesed, tired, and bored silly by the repeative drumming that won't stop. Again, he can't sleep that night.
The next morning, he looses his temper, and he grabes the first native he see's. He yells at him, "What the **** happens when this drumming stops!!!!!". The native looks a little shocked by his actions, but manages to after regaining his composure, frankly replys..

bass solo!

funny?

ok, the first one went ok, now something that will be offensive if your a drummer!

A drummer's just been fired from his band for his apauling sence of timeing (it's not his fault, he's just a drummer!), and needs cash quickly. He decides the only way that he can make some quick money, is to kidnap a child, and demand a ransom. So he goes down to the local park, and grabs the first child he sees. He say's to him, 'you're going to make me a lot of money'. Then he writes on a piece of paper...
'I have your kid, if you ever want to see him alive again, you'll leave £10,000 behind the tree tomorrow.'
He straps the note to the child, and sends him home.....

Next day, the drummer checks behind the tree, and low and behold, the money is their, with it there's a note.
'How could you do this to a fellow drummer'!!!!

I think I've heard the second joke before- only with blonds. I remember hearing a music joke once, too.

What can a large pizza do that an unsuccessful musician can't?
Feed a family of four.

how many blondes (sorry mouse ) do you need to bake a chocolate cake?

2! One to peel the smarties and one to melt them :P



hehe. sorry, your jokes were better

A band is practicing. A 50 €/$ (or whatever you pay with) is at the table. No one knows whose it is. So who gets it?
Of course the keyboarder. Why?
The drummer doesn't get what it's all about, the bass player is too slow, the guitarist is too busy, and for the singer standing up is too much work for this money.

lol, I like that one....

How many guitarests does it take change a lightbulb?

Ans: 21, One to change the lightbulb, then the other twenty to say, "it was ok, but I'd have done better"

£100 on a table, sat on the table is the lock ness monster, the phantom of the oprah, and a drummer who can keep good time, who takes the money?

Nobody, non of them exist!

Ok, another 'how many...?':

How many country and western musicians do you need to change a light bulb?
A: 3 - one who does it and 2 who sing how good the time with the old one was.

lol.

I think I only know drummer ones!

How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb. Non, they'll be enough rodies around to do it for him!