ok, the first one went ok, now something that will be offensive if your a drummer!

A drummer's just been fired from his band for his apauling sence of timeing (it's not his fault, he's just a drummer!), and needs cash quickly. He decides the only way that he can make some quick money, is to kidnap a child, and demand a ransom. So he goes down to the local park, and grabs the first child he sees. He say's to him, 'you're going to make me a lot of money'. Then he writes on a piece of paper...
'I have your kid, if you ever want to see him alive again, you'll leave £10,000 behind the tree tomorrow.'
He straps the note to the child, and sends him home.....

Next day, the drummer checks behind the tree, and low and behold, the money is their, with it there's a note.
'How could you do this to a fellow drummer'!!!!