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Old 12-08-2003, 02:28 AM
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though most of u will probably want to hang me after it:

what do u say to a woman with 2 black eyes?




















nothing u've already told her twice
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Old 12-08-2003, 12:25 PM
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great to see that a serious issue such as domestic abuse can be dismissed in a cheap joke. thats the whole reason i started using this site. {note the sarcasm dripping from that statement}
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Old 12-08-2003, 05:14 PM
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They get worse Jim....

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Old 12-08-2003, 05:53 PM
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Not good Jim
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Old 12-08-2003, 07:29 PM
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*Language police strikes again*

"nothing u've already told her twice"

Nothing u haven't already told her twice.

And the joke is very poor
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Old 12-08-2003, 07:55 PM
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a few points and the reason behind that joke.

1. it wasnt my joke, i found it slightly fnny but like most people i think domestic abuse is disgusting. but the actual reason for the post was to see exactly who would jump on it cos i remember being a little confused as to how KRB got away with several jokes about children being sexually abused a while ago with no one saying a thing.
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I'm trying to start my New Year's resolution early - ignore any verbal crap KRB comes out with from now on - basically ignore all his posts then
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Old 12-09-2003, 01:41 AM
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Originally Posted by jovilaura_fi
*Language police strikes again*

"nothing u've already told her twice"

Nothing u haven't already told her twice.

And the joke is very poor
So now we have 3 people on the language police? We have chief officer Tom, deputy Ice, and now we have Seargant Laura... LMAO

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Old 12-09-2003, 02:02 AM
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I think you'll find that it really should be

Nothing, <--- (comma for pause) You've <--(as in "you have") already told her twice.

just because i don't waste time using proper grammar and spelling in the majority of my posts doesn't mean i don't know.
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