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Old 04-02-2003, 02:51 AM
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A squad of American soldiers was patrolling along the Iraqi border. To their surprise, they found the badly mangled dead body of an Iraqi soldier in a ditch along the road.

A short distance up the road, they found a badly mangled American soldier in a ditch on the other side of the road, who was still barely alive. They ran to him, cradled his blood-covered head and asked him what had happened.

"Well," he whispered, "I was walking down this road, armed to the teeth. I came across this heavily armed Iraqi border guard. I looked him right in the eye and shouted, "Saddam Hussein is an unprincipled, lying piece of trash and a bloodless murderer!

"He looked me right in the eye and shouted back, "George Bush is an unprincipled, lying piece of trash and a bloodless murderer too!

"We were standing there shaking hands when the truck hit us."
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Old 04-02-2003, 03:22 AM
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LOL

i like that a lot

i'm sure many will reply saying how they don't
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Old 04-02-2003, 03:46 AM
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yes, i'm afraid you're right Tom, but i hope not, i have to say i like it too.
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Old 04-02-2003, 03:56 AM
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oooh! That was a good one!
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Old 04-02-2003, 09:58 AM
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it was good...
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Old 04-02-2003, 12:07 PM
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Yep, very funny
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