jokes

Why are blonde jokes so short? So men can remember them.


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"The difference between genius and stupidity, is stupidity has it's limits."


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A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the motorcycle officer walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the Highway Patrolmen's Ball. " He replied, "Highway Patrolmen don't have balls." There was a moment of dead silence while she smiled, and he realized what he'd just said. He then closed his book, got back on his motorcycle and left. She was laughing too hard to start her car for several minutes.

A Czech at the oculist: "Can you read that?:"C Z W X N Q Y S T A C Z
Then the surprised Czech shouts: "Read?! I know this guy."

(Sorry to the Czechs who may read that)

it's an easy one to post but not to tell !

Who says that I want to tell it?