Jon's a Handsome Devil, BUT --

About six weeks ago, Becky changed the title of one of my NBJ threads because the subject of it had died, rendering most of its posts as inappropriate. Not only did I approve of her decision, I decided to start this new thread with my posts -- and the replies to them -- that I felt were no longer inappropriate.

Since you don't need a moderator to delete your own posts, I then contacted the two other people who had posted in the thread explaining what I'd done and why, and suggesting that they could delete their posts if they decided they were no longer appropriate.

One of the two other people who had posted in the thread was Becky.

So you can hang up your shining armor -- there was no vengeance-fueled plot to "show up" a moderator. And I would think you'd find the Illumni-Nutty to be fascinating.

But don't you realize that being annoying, pointless and self-serving are exactly what YOU'RE guilty of when you post like this? At least try using the Ignore feature if my writing causes you so much distress.

"What the HELL" is probably more appropriate, LOL. But look on the bright side -- if Stephanie had suceeded in OD-ing, Jon would be right in the middle of it.

Pun overload!!!

I'm not really sure what the point of this topic is, to be honest

And now we're supposed to believe that Phil's splitter box blowing out in Singapore was due to MECHANICAL causes? Seriously? Well, it just so happens that Jon has left a message for the Pope, so get thee beyond us, dark forces!

Props to Jon for how cleverly he stays a step ahead of the Illumi-Nutties! In addition to playing Living On A PRAYER at his concerts, note how he outwits this demonic trio (who have fiendishly shapeshifted themselves into the form of adorable female prepubescents) by not looking at them DIRECTLY.

And while the dark forces are pretending to be female prepubescents, who's protecting the REAL ones?
"Be the good girl you always have to be/Conceal don't feel..." And what's more sinful than a girl feeling her own potential? She's not putting either man OR God first!

No one does, but rocknation needs someplace to post her conspiration theories and quote-overloaded stories that close to no one actually cares about

The quotes are for the benefit of those who, for technical or governmental reasons, are blocked from access to the stories.

ON EDIT: And as of its two-month anniversary, "close to no one" has been "not caring" about this thread at an average of 30 views a day, thank you very much!