Where the heck did I say I advocated keeping automatic rifles in my house? ....oh wait...I asked Jim for one, didn't I.... That was a joke. I would've thought you'd understand that. Especially when the next line starts "Seriously now" or something like that?

And as for being forced to learn how to handle them, I am against that. That's slavery. The civilized world left that behind many years ago, or so I hope.

Adrian