Sir Kev of Scouse

I, King Kev of Geordie, come to fight in the name of Princess Carli, let us battle to the bitter end to see which of us shall win the heart of the thouest fair maiden, in the shadow of Englands greatest a bloody battle of cyber duelling shall commence, a weasel of a man can not defend his home or his maiden,

Therefore whoever shall strick the cyber sword into the heart shall be rightfully owner of thou home and thou queen!!!! I fight for the reign of Liverpool and your Princess Carli, I SHALL be victorious and will stike thou down!!

Let battle commence...............