The man they call Sir Kev Scouse has sent me recent communica using the devils method, MSN

Speak up man and let people in this village of Jovi see what a coward you are,

I repeat his mad rants on this board for all villagers to see

[C][A][P][T][A][I][N] [B][O][N][E][S] ™ says:
shes already taken mate, no-one is gonna steal her from me

Words like this will strike no fear into the geordie army

Prepare for defeat and accept you fate infront of God