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Old 07-18-2003, 05:42 PM
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Ladies and gentlemen,

It is with regret i announce the departure of the Kev UK model, he has been updated with the new Kev model.


Kev UK was a pleasure to know, he would often tell his tales about his adventures on the jovi tours.

He was fond of five star hotels and insisted that his toilet paper be folded into triangles.

He did, however, have toilet trouble, on the recent bounce tour he walked into the wrong toilet and caused a "stink", watered some old dears plants in glasgow and decided to mark his territory on a tree in Hyde Park infront of 2000 people.

He also had an aversion to suncream, and therefore could appear a little red at times.

I have happy memories of Kev UK and Paul UK and hope that the new model Kev, will provide as much laughter on the next tour.

Heres to Kev UK, may you always live on in the world of five star toilets.

Bon Geordie.
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Kev UK was a pleasure to know, he would often tell his tales about his adventures on the jovi tours.


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He was fond of five star hotels and insisted that his toilet paper be folded into triangles.


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Originally Posted by bon geordie
He did, however, have toilet trouble, on the recent bounce tour he walked into the wrong toilet and caused a "stink", watered some old dears plants in glasgow and decided to mark his territory on a tree in Hyde Park infront of 2000 people.


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Originally Posted by bon geordie
He also had an aversion to suncream, and therefore could appear a little red at times.


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I have happy memories of Kev UK and Paul UK and hope that the new model Kev, will provide as much laughter on the next tour. .


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Heres to Kev UK, may you always live on in the world of five star toilets.
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