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10-23-2003, 04:20 AM
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Senior Member
Something for the Posts
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Join Date: 22 Mar 2003
Location: NY, USA
Age: 34
Gender: female
Posts: 2,875
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Re: Kids say the funniest things!
Here are my favorites: 
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Solomon had three hundred wives and seven hundred porcupines.
He was a actual hysterical figure as well as being in the bible. It sounds like he was sort of busy too.
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Socrates was a famous old Greek teacher who went around giving people advice. They killed him. He later died from an 0verdose of wedlock which is apparently poisonous. After his death, his career suffered a dramatic decline.
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Sir Walter Raleigh is a historical figure because he invented cigarettes and started smoking.
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Sir Francis Drake circumcised the world with a 100 foot clipper which was very dangerous to all his men.
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Romeo and Juliet are an example of a heroic couple. They lived in Italy. Romeo's last wish was to be laid by Juliet but her father was having none of that that I'm sure. You know how Italian fathers are.
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Delegates from the original 13 states formed the Contented Congress. Thomas Jefferson, a Virgin, and Benjamin Franklin were two singers of the Declaration of Independence. Franklin discovered electricity by rubbing two cats backward and also declared, "A horse divided against itself cannot stand." He was a naturalist for sure. Franklin died in 1790 and is still dead.
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Johann Bach wrote a great many musical compositions and had a large number of children. In between he practiced on an old spinster which he kept up in his attic. Bach died from 1750 to the present. Bach was the most famous composer in the world and so was Handel. Handel was half German, half Italian, and half English. He was very large.
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Thanks for posting, Kev. 
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