For $49.95 you can own this hand crafted sculpture of the "king" showing the world that insanity is truly creeping through the fried spaces in his mind. This isn't the first time we're going to see him begin to crack, but be one of the few lucky ones to own this once-in-a-lifetime oppurtinty piece! Add a creepy aura to any guest room in your home; make your guest shiver in fear as they watch this sculpture all night, frightened to move, frightened to scream.

Following side affects may occur if in the hands of your Granny: Heart failure, loss of mind, screaming for the lord to take her now, milk spilling out of her ears and nose, and incessant "no -- oh dear god -- no"
...okay, those were the following side effects for anyone.

If you're a risk taker, take this risk...but don't buy it without approving of the consequences.


sorry, i'm bored