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Old 04-01-2004, 05:28 AM
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In addition to reducing all Mr. Coyote's careful preparations to naught, the premature detonation of Defendant's product resulted in the following disfigurements to Mr. Coyote;


Severe singing of the hair on the head, neck and muzzle.
Sooty discoloration.
Fracture of the left ear at the stem, causing the ear to dangle in the aftershock with a creaking noise.
Full or partial combustion of whiskers, producing kinking, frazzling and ashy disintegration.
Radical widening of the eyes, due to brow and lid charring.
Is my favourite part.
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In the shadow of the mushroom cloud
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While your waiting for the hammer to hammer to fall
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