Letter from the Queen of England to the ppl of the USA

I like "american football" better, beer is better cold.
ooh and it isn't that funny.

I don't think we could afford to plough that much into the education system if we did.

I read that 3 ways.
1.You don't have the money required to fix our educational system. (like spending money on it has ever helped)
2.You don't have the money that WE plough into our educational system.
3.There's not enough money in the world that could pay us enough to want to become like Europeans.

Adrian

Thank you, another fine example of the amount of money we'd need to spend on education in the US... maybe after a few generations tutelage you'd know what I was implying straight off

As a European, are ambiguous statements easier to understand than if you are an American?

Adrian

I guess in this instance it may well be, Commander Data. Might be a cultural thing, something to do with education or a shared sense of humour perhaps. Maybe your powers of inference aren’t representative of the average american, maybe I’m more oblique than the average European… If you were truly bothered you could run experiments… I’m not

ROTFL. Classic!

Adrian: 1
Rashbaum: 0

Especially since only the British are willing to give more then a "penny" for the lot of you.

Ponrauil

Who's asking you to? Boy, you people are touchy! What, you can dish it out but can't take it?

eh, the US did? I remember not long ago the US peddling around the world seeking disposable lives for some war games.......