Letter from the Queen of England to the ppl of the USA

Sorry to break it to you tossboys ... you are bloody Europeans... anyone remember thanksgiving last week? remember what it's about? Sorry if you have difficulty relating to stuff not more than a few generations back… that hardly even manages to class as too long ago for countries not abound with a mongrel people and a no sense of the past. The School I went to was opened before the first settlers landed in America.

Oh, and if you think that falls into the realm of a “Classic” riposte that really does say a lot about how you desperately need more money in the education system… I’d launch a sponsorship program myself but for every decent American there would be an NRA card wielding, high school loser, smack-down fan like yourself that just makes the whole thing such a lost cause.

I’ll send some people over with smallpox infested blankets as gifts for you… that’ll recreate the true founding spirit of your country.

Erm... I was answering a joke with another joke.
Do you always need smileys to catch sarcasm/humour?

Ponrauil