Lord Of The Rings Names

According to the Red Book of Westmarch
Bothersome Teleri
Elvern Name- Maikarhosiel
Hobbit- Salvia Baker from Bree
Dwarven- Ibun Orcarmour
Orc- Bagrat the Grim

Thanx 4 that i likes my elvern name even tho its a bit of a mouthful and I wudnt try sayin it when drunk!

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Lord Of The Rings rocks. I am only half way through reading The Fellowship of The Ring at the moment, but from what I have read so far, I will say that the films are actually crap in comparison to the books.

I'm going to try not to read The Return Of The King before I see the movie, becuase I know the film would be crap after reading the book.

I heard from a friend about the ending of the last one, and is it just me that thinks it sounds crap?

My Christian name is all I need. Balrog is my dog's name.
KTF
Nat

According to the Red Book of Westmarch,
In Middle-earth, Frightened Kin-slayer

Elven name - Tanfennas
Orgulas Sackville-Baggins from Combe
Dwarf - Malin Bloodywater
Orc - Shagdúsh the Gouger

according to my dad, my name is Erik... ( )

You're not the only one...

Lord of the Rings is one of the worst films I've ever seen (and trust me, I've seen some real stinkers...I'm really into b-movies). If anyone wants to hear my whole shpeal on why this movie sucks, I'd be more than welcome to give it.

I love Plan 9 from Outer Space, i love how raw, and poor it was produced. I wont spoil it for those who haven't seen it.

Ha...I want to see that so bad! I've read a lot about it.

Some of my favorite b-movies are:
Robot Monster
Riki-Oh: Story of Riki
Killer Klowns from Outer Space
Strays
Maximum Overdrive

Have you seen any of them? The first three are especially horrid, and if you haven't seen them yet, and you're into those kind of films, I highly recommend checking them out.

But there is a big difference between b-movies and just plain bad movies. A few examples of, in my opinion, the worst movies ever made are:
Killjoy (the worst movie in existence...I think there may be 2 versions though...the one I am referring to is the one from Full Moon Pictures)
Lord of the Rings
The 6th Sense
Judge Dredd
The Fifth Element
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
The French Connection
Minority Report

I hated all of the above movies. But the first list is a special kind of bad movie...the kind that is so bad it's laughable. They're meant to be entertaining, but they turn into comedies. Fortunately, there is a shop near my house called Incredibly Strange Video, which has just about any bad movie you want.

According to the Red Book of Westmarch,
In Middle-earth my name would be:
Intelligent Avari

Elven Name:
Nurlhachiel or
Nurlhachien or
Nurlhachwen

Hobbit lass name:
Robin Baggins from Hobbiton

Dwarven Name:
Ori Snowarmour

Orkish Name
Urkgash the Bloody-handed