Make Us Smile

one time i was at one of my cousins weddings and it was a normal wedding, they exchanged vows cut the cake and all that stuff, but in between all that I was drinking, it started out with just beer, and eventually with every beer i ordered I a shot of rum also came with it so i said whaty the hell I'll drink it. It's a celebration.I don't even remember how many rounds I had but I do know that I must have mixed some tropical rum, vodka, beer and tequilla. I don't remember much of anything but thankfully someone was kind enough to videotape the amazing drunk boy that I was.all including a shot of me peeing in a public pool, a public bench and proposing to 3 girls at once (I didn't even knew one). I think the video is still around though the person who shot it said she doesn't have it, hopefully she recorded over it.

oohh and another thing.
Don't who just hate it when you're just walking (let's say at the uni) and you see this beautifull girl you're eventually gonna cross paths with and all of a sudden you trip on something but you don't know what?
not like tripping and falling, but like just tripping you know??
I hate it.

never done the tripping thing but if you can get mad with it on coke saz i would like to cordially (sp?) invite you on a very cheap date at my expense.

ah the old scottish high school diet. i actually sicken myself thinking bout how much crap i consumed there.

why dd you headbutt someone and is the dude a hottie?

mmm...
coke causes stranges effects... I'll try it!!! and maybe it will be better than alchol!!!

I think it also causes gass so that can't be fun.

I don't know if this counts...
i was at the chinese gardens in the city last month and because that day was the day when the parades for chinese new year was on there was heaps and heaps of people. Well, anyways, i was in front of this pond of kois and i was feeding them bread pieces when this man and his very young daugther (he was carrying her in his arms) came standing next to me to watch the fish being fed. it was all fine then, but after a while the daugther of the man started wanting to feed the fish as well, so she said ,'daddy daddy i want some bread too!' and when i heard that i handed her dad some bread and she got to feed the fish... and when she finished that piece she wanted more, so i handed her some more, but when she reached her hand out to grab the bread she knocked her dad's glasses into the water. The water's murky and deep so the glasses disappeared really quickly. i felt so bad about it that i seriously considered jumping into the water and retriving it for him ... i didn't though. He was determined to get his glasses back and i think think he asked the people who works there for a net or something like that. i m still not sure if he got his glasses backed yet.... i still feel bad about it now actually...

^ that was more of a confession than an embarrassing story actually...