there's no chance you're getting the worst but....

i went to watch scotland playing wales in cardiff. as you tend to do (and really need when watchign scotland) i got drunk, got lost from my friends and couldn't find the train station. I had to get a taxi 40 miles to our hotel which cost 50 quid (thats about 3 million dollars) the next morning when we get back into the city centre they asked where i got my taxi from and i pointed them to the rank. before bursting into hysterics they pointed out the big cardiff central station sign hanging above the taxi rank.

when i was 15 i got drunk at a party came home and apparently (i dont remember and i certainly didnt do it on purpose) pee'd in a basket full fo clean washing in the hall thinking it was the toilet.

mmmmmm lets try n get some non drunk ones.

well this isn't drunk don't know what you;re doing drunk but after a few beers in a club one night i was chatting up a bar maid. i cant remember how it went verbatim but she said something to the effect of what;s in it for me and instead of saying something witty and charming i just blanked and said, a hot meal. the next thing i said wa splease dont spit in my drin. dunno what happened to my game that night and my best mate still pounds me for it.

i dunno if i should go into women here.