Male or Female?

Becky · #1 03-24-2003, 08:46 PM

WHAT SEX ARE THEY?

ZIPLOC BAGS - male, because they hold everything in, but you can always see right through them.

SHOE - male, because it is usually unpolished, with its tongue hanging out.

COPIER - female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up.

TIRE - male, because it goes bald and often is over inflated.

HOT AIR BALLOON - male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to light a
fire under it ... and, of course, there's the hot air part.

SPONGES - female, because they are soft and squeezable and retain water.

SUBWAY - male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

HOURGLASS - female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

HAMMER - male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.

REMOTE CONTROL - female ! .... Ha! You thought I'd say male. But consider, it gives men pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.

jess · #2 03-24-2003, 08:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Becky

WHAT SEX ARE THEY?

ZIPLOC BAGS - male, because they hold everything in, but you can always see right through them.

SHOE - male, because it is usually unpolished, with its tongue hanging out.

COPIER - female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up.

TIRE - male, because it goes bald and often is over inflated.

HOT AIR BALLOON - male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to light a
fire under it ... and, of course, there's the hot air part.

SPONGES - female, because they are soft and squeezable and retain water.

SUBWAY - male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

HOURGLASS - female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

HAMMER - male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.

REMOTE CONTROL - female ! .... Ha! You thought I'd say male. But consider, it gives men pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.

not bad Becky

the last 2 in particular ...

BJfan4ever · #3 03-24-2003, 08:55 PM

nice Becky

Mike McRock · #4 03-24-2003, 10:29 PM

lol...
are these two interconnected?

SPONGES - female, because they are soft and squeezable and retain water.
SUBWAY - male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

Sponges soaking up the same old likes the Subway feeds them....

MoosieFate · #5 03-24-2003, 11:40 PM

LMAO!

That's very creative. Very funny!

Forever and a day,
Kathy

joviromeo · #6 03-25-2003, 01:09 AM

nice one Becky. lol

reincarnationofjonspants · #7 03-25-2003, 02:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Becky

HAMMER - male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.

Bwhaha.. i hear that one..

Mongoose · #8 03-25-2003, 04:38 AM

I am very insulted

Jeanne · #9 03-25-2003, 04:42 AM

Oh I like this one

But I disagree with the shoe one: my high heel shoe are female for sure. You there so high that they are almost unberable, but they look nice so Iput up with them.

Guys always says women are a pain but since we look nice when we accompagny then to party, they put up with us...

Mongoose · #10 03-25-2003, 04:56 AM

Jeanne, theres something on your head there dear

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