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Old 06-15-2004, 06:09 PM
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A Malaysian man who sneaked out of bed to watch England's Euro 2004 opener was assaulted by his wife who was armed with the TV remote control.

The man's wife also took the smart card from their pay television service to prevent him from watching future live soccer, says the Malaysian Star.

The 46-year-old salesman, identified only as Yap, claimed his wife forced him to go to bed early because he had to take their two children to school the next day.

He said: "She refused to allow me to watch the game although I promised not oversleep or shun my responsibility of sending the children to school."

When his wife woke up she grabbed the remote control and hit him on his head a few times before taking and hiding the smart card.

"My wife just doesn't understand my passion for football," said Yap.

After the man reported the incident to the public complaints department of the Malaysian Chinese Association, his wife relented and said he could watch soccer.

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Old 06-15-2004, 06:13 PM
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Ha ha ha! Wow, don't mess with Asian women!
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that's taking pussy whipped to a whole new level.

She's probably hiding the smart card in her boxer shorts
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nothing should ever come between a man and his football.
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well if she happened to be an 18 year old nympho model I doubt he would have been as bothered about her wanting him to come to bed. But for sleep... that's just cruel.
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Old 06-15-2004, 06:26 PM
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incredible what can happen and all this for football
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I feel truly sorry for that guy.....
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This really made me giggle.. I found it on Ananova..

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A Malaysian man who sneaked out of bed to watch England's Euro 2004 opener was assaulted by his wife who was armed with the TV remote control.

The man's wife also took the smart card from their pay television service to prevent him from watching future live soccer, says the Malaysian Star.

The 46-year-old salesman, identified only as Yap, claimed his wife forced him to go to bed early because he had to take their two children to school the next day.

He said: "She refused to allow me to watch the game although I promised not oversleep or shun my responsibility of sending the children to school."

When his wife woke up she grabbed the remote control and hit him on his head a few times before taking and hiding the smart card.

"My wife just doesn't understand my passion for football," said Yap.

After the man reported the incident to the public complaints department of the Malaysian Chinese Association, his wife relented and said he could watch soccer.

don't want to be pedantic but she should be told that it's football and not soccer
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Old 06-15-2004, 11:52 PM
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poor fella..whomever said sports cant be bad for u didnt have this woman for a wife
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That is just not cool.
All a man ever needs is to watch a football game in peace!!!!!
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