man stages burlgary to impress his wife

well, maybe they were just living out some kinky sex fantasies and are too embarrassed to tell the cops....

only you could turn a mans sheer act of idiocy to show his wife how much he loved her into some sordid story

now that you mention it though, I've heard of people with tape fantasies

but i digress. we need progress reports ryan. is he still with the snake, i mean wife?

well, someone had to

Really??? Like who would that be????

seriously. i browse a music forum that has an off topic bit thats basically full of absolute pish and people arguign aout politics, religion etc... but its kinda funny so i keepo an eye out on whats goign on and i think a topic came up about fetishes n there was a few guys who said theyd had women who liked tape, something about the feeling when it's ripped off being nice

suppose it doesnt require too much effort on your behalf and you could have some of your perversions taken care of in return

you know, I'd like to say if he indeed took care of his wife's kinky sex fantasies their marriage probably wouldn't have been in trouble in the first place....

(joke only)

Jim, you need to read a guitar forum to realise people had bondage fetishes?? ay ay ay....

this is above and beyond bondage man its like an actual fetish of the tape not just being tied up n stuff.

or so im told

so true