men - the truth

What I envy in the other sex:


>
> Why Men Are Just Happier People
>
> > What do you expect from such simple creatures!? Your last name stays
> > put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
> > Chocolate is just another snack. You can be president. You can wear
a
> > white T-shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The
> > world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station
> > because this one's just too icky. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add
> > character. Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental - $100. People never
stare
> > at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional
well-rendered
> > belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or
mangle
> > your feet. One mood, ALL the time. Phone conversations are over in
30
> > seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation
requires
> > only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra
credit
> > for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to
invite
> > you, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for
a
> > three-pack. Everything on your face stays its original color. Three
> > pairs of shoes are more than enough. You don't have to stop and
think of
> > which way to turn a nut on a bolt. You almost never have strap
problems
> > in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. The same
> > hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You don't have to shave
below
> > your neck. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and
one
> > pair of shoes, one color, all seasons. You can "do" your nails with
a
> > pocketknife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a
mustache.
> > You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in
45
> > min.

Some of those are great, and most true, lol.

he he he thanks for posting!

As funny as it is true.

Thanks.

Ponrauil

lol, some of these are defoo true

So true, so very very true...

Sounds about right. There are a few things that I envy about women, but not a lot really. Just simple things like, they have guys approach them, and they can get guys to buy them stuff/do their dirty work.

Thanks for posting Spunkywho...very funny

Stephanie

Ah, very true, indeed....

Greetz,

Rob

Thanks for posting this, it's so true ! and not fair