What I envy in the other sex:


>
> Why Men Are Just Happier People
>
> > What do you expect from such simple creatures!? Your last name stays
> > put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
> > Chocolate is just another snack. You can be president. You can wear
a
> > white T-shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The
> > world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station
> > because this one's just too icky. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add
> > character. Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental - $100. People never
stare
> > at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional
well-rendered
> > belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or
mangle
> > your feet. One mood, ALL the time. Phone conversations are over in
30
> > seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation
requires
> > only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra
credit
> > for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to
invite
> > you, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for
a
> > three-pack. Everything on your face stays its original color. Three
> > pairs of shoes are more than enough. You don't have to stop and
think of
> > which way to turn a nut on a bolt. You almost never have strap
problems
> > in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. The same
> > hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You don't have to shave
below
> > your neck. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and
one
> > pair of shoes, one color, all seasons. You can "do" your nails with
a
> > pocketknife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a
mustache.
> > You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in
45
> > min.