well, it got "Christmas card" in 20... good stuff!

bloody hell, it even got this despite tongue in cheek answers:

20. I guess that it is panties? Close.
19. Can you play with it? Yes.
18. Would you use it in the dark? Yes.
17. Would you pay to use it? No.
16. Do you hold it when you use it? No.
15. Can it fit in an envelope? Probably.
14. Can you use it with your friends? Sometimes.
13. Would you wear it on your wedding day? Yes.
12. Would you find it in an office? Sometimes.
11. Can you use it at school? Sometimes.
10. Can it be placed on your head? Irrelevant.
9. Does it get wet? Sometimes.
8. Is it used by the police? No.
7. Can you walk on it? No.
6. Does it provide protection? Yes.
5. Would you give it as a gift? Yes.
4. Is it usually warm? Sometimes.
3. Is it soft? Yes.
2. Could it be found in a classroom? Sometimes.
1. It is classified as Other.