more women tips for the guys.

I came across this little gem last night whilst feeling adventurous with my drinking habits.

what you need to do is order up a really shandyboyish drink (i was on cointreau (sp?) blu bols and lemonade if you're stuck for ideas) the brighter and stupider looking the better. it helps if it tastes nice and gets you drunk in the process but that's just a bonus.

anyways all you need to do is swan around the pub with illuminous shandyboy drink in hand and you won't be able to move for women asking you what you're drinking and asking for a taste.

good points are: ice is broken without you even opening your mouth which minimilises the chances of you saying something stupid and she knows you're not particularly bothered about other peoples opinions if you're swanning around looking like you're drinking domestos.

bad points: she might see this is a clear indication you bat for the home team but that's easilly solved by leeching all over her.

it'll probably make your tongue go a funny colour too which can be either good or bad depending on how you look at it.

so go on my sons. ask for a couple of lady drinks in a glass and go forth and multiply.

Yet another reason to add to the growing list of why Jim is single...

As I've said before, being single is a choice not a circumstance at the moment for Jim.

My drink thing actually worked. well it would have but when i asked my mate if the bird that was all over me had a boyfriend, it turned out she was suppsoed ot be seeing him and to be honest there's too many people wanting to hit me as a result of women at the moment so I didn't hink adding to the list was a good idea.

And what do you mean reasons?

hehehe

You spelt it correctly there but it's completely wrong in your sig

Another fantastic lesson in life ladies is to be very wary of guys who talk about themselves in the third person...

Honestly Jim... blue drinks? next you'll be speaking with an Edinburgh "ghey"?? accent!

I've got to sort that 3rd person thing out cause I'm pretty sure someone told me it was a sign of some mental disorder.

and i was still feeling the ffects of my concuction when I came up with the sig hence why it looks like a dyslexic monkey wrote it keeper.

I'm ussually a pretty sweet guy, when I drink I get a bit more talkative and sweeter, bo I don't really worry if my drink is feminine or if it glows, just as long as I drink it and it gets me mildly drunk.

so next time some dude comes up to you with blue tonic remember that they're some gay desparado

ho ho ho

Yeah, it’s common both in people with high levels of sociopathy and those who for a number of reasons are being emotionally suppressive in certain areas of their lives, which is also characterised by regular anecdotalising and depreciation of others to reaffirm the status of the individual. Who knew the old social psych textbooks would ever come in handy?

So Jim which is it? Serial killer or emotionally wounded Bambi?