I came across this little gem last night whilst feeling adventurous with my drinking habits.

what you need to do is order up a really shandyboyish drink (i was on cointreau (sp?) blu bols and lemonade if you're stuck for ideas) the brighter and stupider looking the better. it helps if it tastes nice and gets you drunk in the process but that's just a bonus.

anyways all you need to do is swan around the pub with illuminous shandyboy drink in hand and you won't be able to move for women asking you what you're drinking and asking for a taste.

good points are: ice is broken without you even opening your mouth which minimilises the chances of you saying something stupid and she knows you're not particularly bothered about other peoples opinions if you're swanning around looking like you're drinking domestos.

bad points: she might see this is a clear indication you bat for the home team but that's easilly solved by leeching all over her.

it'll probably make your tongue go a funny colour too which can be either good or bad depending on how you look at it.

so go on my sons. ask for a couple of lady drinks in a glass and go forth and multiply.