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Old 09-02-2003, 06:58 PM
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Q:How to measure the Love?
A: SEXOMETER.
b/w 4 to 8per week is normal reading. :P

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Now second one

What is different b/w Blair and Bush?
A: Blair Sexup the War.
Bush Messup the war. :P

Why Richie wanted to switch place with Heather?
A: Richie is not satisifying with single orgasm.
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how can u put an elephant in the attick?

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Q:How to measure the Love?
A: SEXOMETER.
b/w 4 to 8per week is normal reading. :P

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how can u put an elephant in the attick?

anybody know?
is that the joke or are we supposed to answer? :P
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how can u put an elephant in the attick?

anybody know?
is that the joke or are we supposed to answer? :P
I think we're supposed to answer... can't think of one though..

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how can u put an elephant in the attick?

anybody know?
is that the joke or are we supposed to answer? :P
I was thinking the same :P
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