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Old 09-03-2003, 07:37 PM
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A bear walks into a bar and says "i will have a ..............................beer" And the bar tender says" why the big paws"
BOOOOOOO !
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Old 09-03-2003, 07:40 PM
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A bear walks into a bar and says "i will have a ..............................beer" And the bar tender says" why the big paws"
BOOOOOOO !
That is actually quite funny!! I'm sure it will be funnier after a few bottles of wine though!

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Why Jon is better lover then Axl?
a: Axl sang 'Sweet child o mine' to his GF, took her to 'Pardise city' , drench in 'November rain' and then become 'Estrange' to her.
But Jon sang Dorathi 'Born to my baby', took her to 'Bed of roses' with 'In these arms' and then made love 'Everyday' and 'Always. :P
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Q:How to measure the Love?
A: SEXOMETER.
b/w 4 to 8per week is normal reading. :P

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Why Jon is better lover then Axl?
a: Axl sang 'Sweet child o mine' to his GF, took her to 'Pardise city' , drench in 'November rain' and then become 'Estrange' to her.
But Jon sang Dorathi 'Born to my baby', took her to 'Bed of roses' with 'In these arms' and then made love 'Everyday' and 'Always. :P
This one was good.
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Old 09-04-2003, 11:48 AM
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Why Jon is better lover then Axl?
a: Axl sang 'Sweet child o mine' to his GF, took her to 'Pardise city' , drench in 'November rain' and then become 'Estrange' to her.
But Jon sang Dorathi 'Born to my baby', took her to 'Bed of roses' with 'In these arms' and then made love 'Everyday' and 'Always. :P
This one was good.
Wow atleast one person like it, i'm impressed. :P
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how can u put an elephant in the attock?


open the door put the elephant & close it!!!!
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now how can u put a camel in the attick?
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Open the attic, get rid of the elephant, put in the camel and close it.
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