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Old 09-04-2003, 03:31 PM
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eh ok.

heard this the other day please don't get heated about it cos it's a joke and nothing more.



whats the 1st symptom of aids....


a pounding sensation in your ass.
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Old 09-04-2003, 03:55 PM
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A bear walks into a bar and says "i will have a ..............................beer" And the bar tender says" why the big paws"
BOOOOOOO !
That is actually quite funny!! I'm sure it will be funnier after a few bottles of wine though!

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thanks and yes it is but then i find everything funny when i'm drunk
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principal skinner: bart,stop that
bart:hehehe
principal:when licoln was at your age he was very gentle & hardworking kid
bart:but when lincoln was at your age..he was the president of u.s.a


jean-the stylemaker

bobby:cute ladies never talk...seee this..excuse me excuse me(lady went away)...see

jean saw another lady)

jean:now look at this....hey baby i"m coming tonight
lady "fuk u asshole
jean:seee .she talked
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What is Richie's fav instrumet?
A: He love to play Guitar at day time, but he prefer play Sexo-phone at night.
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Why it rained other day in BJ concert?
A: Coz they played 'Let it rain' instead of 'Dry country'.

Why it never rained after there concert in London?
A: coz they played 'Hey God', 'I want' 'Dry county' for the first time. :P
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Ahem........

What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Christopher Reeve in a house fire!

Four leppers are playing poker......one of them threw his hand in!!
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Why did Sadam Hussian left Iraq?
A: To persue greater carrier in America. :P
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What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Christopher Reeve in a house fire!


Ui, this is not nice...

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What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Christopher Reeve in a house fire!


Ui, this is not nice...
Yeah, but I bet you're laughing
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What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Christopher Reeve in a house fire!


Ui, this is not nice...
Yeah, but I bet you're laughing
You won
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