Myspace?

Hey I've no idea what emo means, but people on irc seem to use that word a lot to describe all the morbid gits on myspace :] they all seem to have congregated there, maybe because you can add (annoying) sound files into your page very easily

like that gimp that shot himself after leaving a suicide note on myspace..what a tard

emo is short for 'emotionally charged hardcore punk'. the term was coined by ian mackaye who was in the band minor threat and then formed the band embrace (thats not the same as the embrace band we have now). anyway he used that phrase to describe his new bands sound, which gave rise to other emo bands such as fugazi, and then later to post- emo bands like sunny day real estate.

emo bands dont really exist anymore, its all just post hardcore. you cant "be" emo. you cant dress emo. you cant create your own defination of emo and then label stoopid folk as being so. theyre all dirty scenesters and posers.

and youre more likely to find whores on myspace than anything.

i dont know the guy youre talking about but he couldve written his suicide note anywhere. he chose to write it as a blog-so what? thats technology for you.

nah he whined on for months about it on purpose the attention seeking gimp. Then when he finally did it, someone hacked his page hehehe..serves him right. Can't even get anything right in death

this girl in college made me a myspace dont know it though

if myspace was real life....

You would struggle over the time it takes someone you like to crack your top 8.

19 year old boys wouldn't own shirts and 19 year old girls would not own pants.

If you're a fat girl, people would only see you from the shoulders up.

Girls would always be posing, cheeks sucked in and lips puckered two feet off their face.

Your attraction to someone would be based on their favorite clothing label, their favorite band, and a survey.

All females are bi and all males drive import muscle cars

Your driver's license would have hearts around your name or quote from an emo song.

The phrases "Yo," "your hawt," or "hit me back some time" would attract the opposite sex.

Bands with 3 song demos could book stadium tours.

Lesbian women would not allow anyone with a penis within 50 yards of them, not even to deliver a pizza.

It would be perfectly acceptable to blurt out any random filthy perverse sexual thought at any random woman/man you thought was "hawt" as a first greeting.

It would be no more unusual to see a man walking around displaying his erect, naked penis than it would be to see random women running around in a g-string w/nothing covering their breasts but their hands.

Every woman from the o.c. would have a boobjob.

Every man from the o.c. would have sleeves.

You would look your very best at all times.

Everyone would make $100,000 a year or higher.

There would be a lot of youthful looking 68 year olds.

Blogs would be required reading and any random thought in your head would be shared with everyone

Everywhere you would walk, an image of Angelina Jolie would be behind you.

Forbidden would actually be hot.

You'd have a friend named Tom creepily following you around giving you bad news constantly.

It wouldn't be odd to have Brad Pitt in your circle of friends.

Hello Kitty would be a real person.

Conversations would sound like this "How are you?" Sent. "Good, how are you?" Replied.

During a long conversation you'd have to say "Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: all right, well call me later."

When it was time for bed you would say you're "Undergoing Maintenance."

You would have to paint your walls using Thomas Myspace Editor codes in your apartment.

Stewie from Family Guy would be your best friend.

In your circle of friends you would hang out with Scottsdale bars and clothing lines.

When someone said something funny, you'd actually roll around on the floor and laugh your f**king ass off.

"Friend Whoring" is equal to STD's.

"f**k MySpace!" is the only universally known term in any language to show anger.

At nights when you are asleep you would get people running in your room that you don't know saying. "It's 4 a.m., I can't sleep, someone talk to me."

Bands go to your house and ask you to give them a listen because they see that you like a band they sound nothing like.

Anytime you walk into someones house they have the same video or song playing all the time, non-stop for three months straight.

Every couple of days you would threaten all your friends to take their information out of your cell phone and delete them, since they haven't called you in, like, four days.

People would run up to you, tell you a random message, and you'd have 17 minutes and 13 seconds to pass it along before a ghost came to your house and raped your dog.

People would inexplicably be stuck in their homes for hours unable communicate with the out side world because some asshole put up a large white wall in front of every door and window with a note attached saying "Sorry but and unexpected error has occurred!"





gotta love myspace

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ha ha yeh that pretty much sums it up. well done lol

but they dont have my style up there- ****WITS!!

hey I demand they tell me what "weird random picture of you dressed like a moron with your friends" really means

http://www.myspace.com/heidizzleum is me

Actually, Fugazi WAS his new band. In case you're refering to Minor Threat, they definitely were not emo. They started the straight edge-harcore movement.

It's just that they're the only ones actually using that term nowadays, which basically makes 'em its last representatives. 99% of them are poseurs, I agree on that one.

fugazi was his band but he formed fugazi after embrace. emo was used to describe embrace's sound- and then fugazi's etc

nicked from wiki::
MacKaye played bass guitar in The Teen Idles (1979), was the lead singer for Minor Threat (1980) and Embrace (1985), and presently plays guitar and sings with Fugazi (1987) and The Evens.


and i never said minor threat were emo