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Old 08-31-2003, 01:13 PM
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NEW DRUGS FOR WOMEN

BUYAGRA: Stimulant to be taken prior to shopping. Increases potency and duration of spending spree.

MENICILLIN: Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such lines as, "You make me want to be a better person. Can we get naked now?"

ST. MOM'S WORT: Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to six hours.

EMPTY NESTROGEN: Highly effective supplement that eliminates melancholy by enhancing the memory of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out.

PEPTO-BIMBO: Liquid silicone for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and improves flirting.

DUMMEROL: When taken with Pepto-bimbo, can cause lowering of IQ, causing enjoyment of loud country music and cheap beer.

FLIPITOR: Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers.

JACKASSPIRIN: Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday, anniversary, or phone number.

ANTI-TALKSIDENT: A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers.

NAGAMET: When administered to a husband, provides the same irritation as nagging on him all weekend, saving the wife the time and trouble of doing it herself.

DAMMITOL: Take two and the rest of the world can go to hell for 8 hours!
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Where can I buy some of them ?
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lol, which one in particular were you after jess?
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lol, which one in particular were you after jess?
Hehehe ... secret !
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Old 08-31-2003, 04:23 PM
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Where can I buy some of them ?
lol, which one in particular were you after jess?
Hehehe ... secret !
FINE! dont tell me then

I cant get you any of them, if you dont tell me which ones you need/want
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NEW DRUGS FOR WOMEN

[MENICILLIN: Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such lines as, "You make me want to be a better person. Can we get naked now?"

EMPTY NESTROGEN: Highly effective supplement that eliminates melancholy by enhancing the memory of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out.

PEPTO-BIMBO: Liquid silicone for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and improves flirting.

DUMMEROL: When taken with Pepto-bimbo, can cause lowering of IQ, causing enjoyment of loud country music and cheap beer.

JACKASSPIRIN: Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday, anniversary, or phone number.


DAMMITOL: Take two and the rest of the world can go to hell for 8 hours!
FUNNY!!!!!!!
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That's a good one Kev! U rule, I'll ask Upjohn or Glaxo to start producing them tomorrow
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That's a good one Kev! U rule
I KNOW

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[quote="KevI KNOW

(kevs head grows progressively!!)[/quote]

I saw U wanted someone to mention it...
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I saw U wanted someone to mention it...
lol
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