Originally Posted by Kev

NEW DRUGS FOR WOMEN

[MENICILLIN: Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such lines as, "You make me want to be a better person. Can we get naked now?"

EMPTY NESTROGEN: Highly effective supplement that eliminates melancholy by enhancing the memory of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out.

PEPTO-BIMBO: Liquid silicone for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and improves flirting.

DUMMEROL: When taken with Pepto-bimbo, can cause lowering of IQ, causing enjoyment of loud country music and cheap beer.

JACKASSPIRIN: Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday, anniversary, or phone number.


DAMMITOL: Take two and the rest of the world can go to hell for 8 hours!